Ten Things My Son Would Rather Be Allergic To…

by Kelley Lindberg


Being allergic to foods isn’t fun. But it’s something my son has lived with all his life, so he’s had to learn to cope with it. But today, just for fun, I asked him if he could be allergic to something he could choose, what would it be? Here’s his top ten list. What would be on your top ten list?

1. School.
2. Homework.
3. Politicians who make bad decisions.
4. Horrible comic strip writers.
5. Insanely boring books that don’t have much adventure in them.
6. Peas.
7. Justin Bieber.
8. Really dumb TV shows.
9. Scrubbing toilets.
10. Nagging mothers.